JavaOne Conference 2005

JavaOne Conference 2005

4 of us out here in Sunny SF will be representing Scotland at this year's JavaOne Conference 2005.

Life before the Computer

Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account
A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And if you had a 3 and 1/2 inch floppy ...

... you just hoped nobody ever found out

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Sorry it's been a while, however, I've been pretty busy out here over the last month trying to sort stuff out. All is going well, i'll get the blog updated with some pictures soon. Note: I've still to put up the chat from my Birthday in Vegas (it's written down, somewhere!).

Anyway, just found out that this site is top of google.co.uk and 2nd for google.com if you search for mark mckenzie, not that I imagine many people will be searching for me.
Check it out